Episode 1:

Jude: I wrote my first song when I was six, got my first acoustic at ten, and it has barely left my hands since. Everything I am, everything I’ve worked for has brought me to this stage tonight. Sometimes if you listen really hard, you can almost hear it, that moment in your life that changes… forever.
Host: Our first ever Instant Star is Jude Harrison!

Episode 2:

Jude: You're just jealous because now I'm getting all the attention. That's sad.
Sadie: You know what's sad?
Jude: What?
Sadie: What you're becoming. You're treating me like your servant. You're forgetting your friends.
Jude: That's not true.

Jude: I don't understand, what did I do right?
Tommy: Everything

Jamie: It's like we died and woke up in a Snoop Dog video...

Episode 3:

Tommy: Don't you ever let your friends or your family tell you whether your song is good or not.

Episode 4:

Jamie: Judeopaloza

Jude: Creating a new song isn’t that different then going to school. You have to put in hours of hard work and put yourself at the mercy of your teachers…
And all you really want to know is if you passed the test.
Tommy: She's good to go

Jude: Eden! I beat her in Instant Star!
Radio Programmer: Her single is gonna kill. Don't come back till you got something that doesn't blow.
Jude: Nice

Georgia says even stars have to do this, demo their songs for radio programmers. Kinda like an amateur night competition with insanely high stakes. Sounds funny coming from the winner of a talent search but I hate competing. And that's what I hate most about competing, the part where you lose 

Episode 5

Shay: Heard your new demo. Wanna know what I think?
Jude: What?
Shay: It's Avril meets more Avril.
Jude: This, from a guy who can't even write his own lyrics. I bet you couldn't even compose a grocery list without Darius holding your hand

Episode 6

Dance Instructor: Oh yeah! Common people! Yeah! Here we go! 5, 6...5, 6, 7, 8! Uh! Hah! Uh! Common, woo! Break it down! Yeah! Uh! Common! Move it! Here we go!

Episode 7

Tommy: It's like she can't record without him, what does she see in him?
Kwest: Money....Fame.....Talent....Your right complete mystery.
Tommy: That's a retorical question, I know what she sees in Shay. I was Shay

Jude: Lately, my life is like a really cool puzzle, school, home, the album, Tommy, and now Shay. All these different pieces that I have to keep together. Problem is, some of the pieces just refuse to fit

Jude: What's the number one rule on the road?
T-Bone: You really wanna know.

(Jude nods)

T-Bone: Break up with your girlfriend before you go on tour.

Sadie: (After Sadie tries to kiss Tommy) You know I'm 18, right?
Tommy: It's not that. It's just...Jude. If Jude finds out about this, I can lose everything I have.
Sadie: She's a big girl, she can take care of herself

Jude: I think you're jealous because Shay has the solo career you wanted, right? Okay I so didn't mean for it come out like that.

Tommy: I was just watching your back.

Jude: Well don't. I don't need it

Jude: Once upon a time, there was a punk princess who rocked a musical kingdom. And she kinda dug it's blue eyed prince. And then the emperor of hip hop invaded. And took the one thing she most wanted. The princess wanted back what was rightfully her's, the palace, the pro-tools, and her prince. But this wasn't fantasy, this was reality and the princess realized it bites

Episode 8:

Tommy: For what it's worth, Shay's a kid, and an idiot. And he made the wrong choice.
Jude: It's not worth much, coming from you.
Tommy: What's that supposed to mean?
Jude: I'm so tired of falling for guys that don't fall back. It hurts.

Jude: Come on, Tommy. I think we both know what you want to say. That it was a mistake, right? A pity kiss. That you don't feel the way I do because I'm just a kid... Get it over with. Lie to me.
Tommy: I can't anymore... So this is what we're gonna do. Either I have to quit working with you, or I can stay. But only if we both agree that kiss never happened

Jude: You all say the nicest things. I'm so great, I'm so nice, but none of you want to date me. So you want to help me? Tell me what I'm doing wrong. Tell my why I'm so easy to give up and then maybe I can fix it.
Tommy: You're asking the wrong guy.

Kwest: Dawg, I know you... You're falling for this girl! I don't blame you if you wanna hit that in another few years, but...

Tommy: Hey. That's not what this is about. You think I'm okay with this? That the coolest chick I know, the one that gets me the most, is sixteen? Gimme some credit. She's out of bounds, and I'm not that guy.

Kwest: Good... But if she was 21...



Tommy: In a split second

Tommy: You have to say it, or I have to leave.

Jude: Why are you doing this?

Tommy: Jude. Say it.

Jude: (Whispers) It never happened

 

Episode 9:

Jude: What part of "I hate you right now" are you not getting?

Jude: Getting dumped by your first boyfriend always hurts. Having to moment captured by tv cameras feels a thousand times worst. Sometimes being in the public eye means there is no safe place to hide. That's the thing about love, everytime you give a guy your heart, there is a chance he will hand it back to you in pieces.

Episode 10:

Kat: I haven't been answering. I've been deciding what I'm going to say to you. Look, I went into this knowing I was 2. But I thought maybe someday, I could become #1. But I was wrong. And that hurts so much. I made this for you. Who's gonna give it to you after today?

Jude: Picking a backup band to tour with is kinda like shopping for a new best friend. You should share the same kind of groove. You should look just a little bit cooler when you're around them. And you should always want them close. But not that close! Basically what you want in a band is what you want in your best friend: fun, dependability, no surprises. Didn't I just say something about enough surprises

Episode 11:

Jude: You're not nearly as hot as you think you are.
Eden: Funny, that's what Shay said about you.
Jude: Okay, it's on. Tommy, I saw this on Law & Order, it's justifiable homicide.

Eden: You want what?!
Jude: An apology.
Eden: Fine, I'd be happy to, you overdyed sore loser.
Jude: Thank you, you cradle robbing, boyfriend stealer

So, how was hell? They say it's dry heat. : It's a dirty little fact of life, we all have enemies, no matter who you are, there's someone out there who doesn't like you. I figure there are three basic types of enemies: those you were once your friend, those who will never be your friend, and those who come back to haunt you You want what?!

Episode 12:

Jude: The last days of recording an album are like the last days of summer camp. Everyone's high on a dangerous cocktail of mopyness and exhaustion. The counselors are restless, everyone's sick of the food, more than a little smelly, and generally way past ready to get on the bus for home. And then you realize leaving camp means saying goodbye and some people you can't imagine saying goodbye to... ever.

Jude: (Singing) Cause he's frozen, under an ocean of ice. He lets me walk there, under his moon at night. He's frozen, shields my eyes from the sun. The great believer, doesn't believe anyone. His ice age is melting away.

Sadie: So, where do you want to do it?
Tommy: Wow, I should try compliments more often

Episode 13:

Kwest: Nothing can ever be simple with you, huh?
Tommy: It was supposed to be simple. You know, I actually like Sadie. You know, she's a cool girl. Then she had to go and use the "B" word.
Kwest: Unless that "B" stands for Barry Manilow, I don't get the problem. Come on, the girl's nice. She looks like Barbie. She's stupid enough to dig you

Jude: These last few weeks, I let myself fall for you again... And I thought you were falling back. Do you care about her? More than me?
Tommy: Jude, you can't ask me that.
Jude: I'm asking

Tommy: When were you going to tell me you were doing the Shay tour?
Jude: When were you going to tell me you were doing my sister

 

Jude: What are you gonna dating the whole family now? Cause Mom's avaliable now and Grams is pretty cute